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Name game

Posted by Andy on September 13, 2011

For those who haven't played this game before, here's how it works. If you use the word "the" in the search box, it returns the top result for whatever follows the "the". For example, The Mick returns Mickey Mantle and The George returns George Herman "Babe" Ruth.

See how many of these you can correctly guess:

The Brooks
The Lou
The Frank 
The Rafael
The Mel
The Jose
The Jeff
The Juan
The Kal
The Brian
The Joe
The B B
The C C
The G G
The H H
The Q Q

48 Responses to “Name game”

  1. Bip Says:

    As one with a thorough knowledge of baseball players' middle names, I had no trouble with this. I also am not at all confused as to how Juan Uribe is the most searched Juan.

  2. cls121389 Says:

    The Brooks Robinson
    The Lou Gehrig
    The Frank Thomas
    The Rafael Palmeiro
    The Mel Ott
    The Jose Canseco
    The Jeff Kent
    The Juan Marichal
    The Kal Daniels
    The Brian ?
    The Joe Morgan
    The B B Barry Bonds
    The C C Sabathia
    The G G ?
    The H H Harry Heilmann
    The Q Q Dan Quisenberry

  3. cls121389 Says:

    I got 2 right! lol

  4. Ben Says:

    Not on the list here, but "The Robinson" is the most surprising to me.

  5. Charles Says:

    put in "the (your first name)"
    Andy, Steve, Charles : Hall of famers
    Bip - an easy one, but not a HOF
    Raphy?

    Very Obsure
    the one - You might get this one. Hint: it's the start of the last name
    the last first name
    the end first name
    the best last name, of course
    the worst last name

  6. Doug Says:

    @5.

    'put in "the (your first name)"'

    The Doug gets you Bruce Douglas Bochy.

  7. Kahuna Tuna Says:

    Two traditional groups of four:

    The Tinker,
    The Taylor (I did not expect this one),
    The Soldier, and
    The Spy

    Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin (Daniel 5:25-28).

  8. Tim L Says:

    Most of these make no sense.

  9. Andy Says:

    They all make sense, as long as you remember that the "the" feature takes you to the B-R page with the most hits for that search. That's why it's oftentimes a middle name or a nickname that wins out.

  10. Charles Says:

    I was surprised to hit Mickey Mantle. Charles is his middle name.

    I typed in the dollar and got art doll. Noticing that ar were the first two letters of his first name dollar(t). I typed in alou and got moises. I typed in alouf got felipe, alouj, alouma gave jesus and matty. It works without the "the" also.

  11. Asher Chancey Says:

    Wow, this is really illuminating.

    Most people are not looking at the same players I am looking at.

    I cannot believe Mel was not Mel Ott.

  12. Charles Says:

    @11
    A lot of people use this site to check up on how current players are doing. That's problaby why Upton gets more hits.

  13. Don Says:

    "The Don" gives me Adam Dunn! (Big Donkey)
    "The Donald" yields Don Mattingly. Which was a relief.

  14. Cheese Says:

    @13: Yeah, that gasbag didn't play pro ball. Not even close..he might break a nail and forget about wearing a cap 🙂

  15. Doug Says:

    @7, Kahuna.

    The Sailor gets Bill Posedel, nickname Sailor Bill.

    No tailors or candlestick makers.

  16. DoubleDiamond Says:

    put in "the (your first name)"

    Since I am female with a decidedly feminine first name, I knew I wouldn't get an exact match. However, I had a feeling who would come up, based on male players with similar names, and I was right.

    Then again, are the players from the league on which the movie "A League of our Own" was based in this database? I don't know of any with my first name, so I wasn't expecting any to come up when I entered my name just now.

  17. Charles Says:

    Eri Yoshida

  18. Charles Says:

    Eri Yoshida and Ila Borders ar in the database.

    August 10 this year
    Yoshida, a 19-year-old female knuckleball pitcher from Japan, picked up the first win of her two-year career in the Golden Baseball League and its successor, the North American Baseball League, as Na Koa beat the Edmonton Capitals 4-1 on Tuesday at Maehara Stadium.

    Yoshida became the third female to play professionally on the Valley Isle - first baseman Julie Croteau and pitcher Lee Anne Ketchum played for the Maui Stingrays in 1994. They are not in the database.

    So there's at least 4 .

  19. Cameron Says:

    without searching can anyone guess who the taco links to? I don't think anyone has ever actually used this nickname.

  20. Yippeeyappee Says:

    Oh I saw the initial list and thought I would steal the idea for a quiz on Sprocle, but no casual sports fan would get any of these. Thought I was going to be able to plug B-R.

  21. Johnny Twisto Says:

    I'm assuming it's Tacoby Bellsbury, and yes, there are a lot of nicknames that somehow get in here which no one has ever used.

  22. John Autin Says:

    Sad that "the big" turns up Donkey rather than Hurt.

  23. cls121389 Says:

    the super yields a cool result

  24. cls121389 Says:

    the good = Dwight Gooden
    the bad = Hank Aaron
    the ugly = Johnny Dickshot

    the way = Chipper Jones
    the truth = James Mutrie
    the life = Lifete Jose

  25. David Moody Says:

    "The Only" gives "The Only Nolan" of course. A glance at his record shows where the nickname came from. Nobody wanted another.

    "The The" gives Albert Pujols (nickname: The Machine) which is acceptable. However, the response for "The Man" is positively heretical.

  26. Kahuna Tuna Says:

    The Alabama: Guy Morton (Alabama Blossom)
    The Arkansas: Lon Warneke (The Arkansas Hummingbird)
    The California: William Brown (Big Bill or California), 1B/C/OF 1887-94
    The Colorado: José Colorado (currently in the Red Sox system)
    The Delaware: Delaware Willis (1906-07 minors)
    The Florida: Cecil Algerton (Red) Causey (The Florida Flamingo), right-handed swingman for the 1918-22 Giants, Phillies and Braves
    The Georgia: Ty Cobb, of course
    The Hawaii: Shane Victorino (Flyin’ Hawaiian)
    The Kansas: Ernie Smith (Kansas City Kid), one month as a reserve shortstop for the 1930 White Sox
    The Kentucky: Earle Combs (The Kentucky Colonel)
    The Louisiana: Ron Guidry (Louisiana Lightning)
    The Maine: Scott Maine, left-hander currently in the Cubs’ system
    The Maryland: Maryland Dykes Potter, two games in relief for the 1938 Dodgers
    The Michigan: ----- Michigan, 11 decisions in the 1926 Class D Eastern Shore League and the 1927 Class B New England League
    The Mississippi: Guy Bush (The Mississippi Mudcat)
    The Montana: Joe Poetz (Bull Montana), pitched in two games for the 1926 Giants
    The Nebraska: David Nebraska, 1989 Indians’ system
    The New Hampshire: Larry Hampshire, 1951-54 Class C/D outfielder in the Dodgers’ and Giants’ systems
    The New Jersey: Joe Stripp (Jersey Joe), 3B/1B for 1928-38 Dodgers and Reds
    The New York: Rudy York
    The North Dakota: Dakota Freese, 34th-round pick of the White Sox in the 2011 draft
    The Rhode Island: Arthur Rhodes
    The Texas: Jack Kraus (Texas Jack), pitcher, 1943-46 Phillies and Giants
    The Washington: Ron Washington

  27. Doug Says:

    I searched "the kid"..thought it would bring me to Gary Carter,instead hit Griffey Jr.

  28. Charles Says:

    Maybe team the Jacob will meet team the Edward in the WS.

  29. Charles Says:

    Ready for the HOF debate?

  30. Doug Says:

    I searched "the juice" wondering if i'd get a steroid player lol..it took me to a 19th century player named "Jumbo Latham"..no idea what the juice connection is.

  31. David L Says:

    And "the God" yields Sandy Koufax (The Left Arm of God).

  32. Charles Says:

    @30

    the juic and the jui get jumbo
    the ju gets Ken Griffey, Junior

  33. Jeff Says:

    @21, yes, the nickname database seriously needs to be looked at. I've been following Pablo Sandoval since the minors, and I've never heard anybody call him "Fat Ichiro." Half of these nicknames sounds like something Chris Berman came up with. I'm surprised "The Pooh" doesn't lead to Albert "Winnie the Pooh-hols".
    This whiny comment will be shortly followed by one where I actually have fun with the name game, as I do every time this gets brought up. Hmmm, ideas...

  34. Jeff Says:

    Top 25 Boy's Names for 2010:
    1 . The Jacob - Jacoby Ellsbury (Good thing the #1 name wasn't Taco)
    2 . The Ethan - Ethan Allen (Great furniture guy!)
    3 . The Michael - Mike Piazza (We're doing good so far)
    4 . The Jayden - Jayden Lasley (Played for the Tommahawks of the Heartland League (Ind.) in 1998)
    5 . The William - Ted Williams (Well of course)
    6 . The Alexander - Alex Rodriguez (if you don't have anything nice to say...)
    7 . The Noah - Noah Lowry (Miss ya dude, you were awesome!)
    8 . The Daniel - Dan Haren (No complaints)
    9 . The Aiden - Aiden Villa (Another Indie leaguer, this one current)
    10 . The Anthony - J.A. Happ (Wow expected Lazzeri)
    11 . The Joshua - Josh Hamilton (No surprise)
    12 . The Mason - Phil Garner (Scrap Iron, now that's a term of endearment!)
    13 . The Christopher - Chris Carpenter (Not to be confused with Cris Carpenter. Or the Chris Carpenter who had a cup of coffee with the Cubbies in June)
    14 . The Andrew - Andre Dawson (See? Misspelling a HOFers name continuously gets him on this list!)
    15 . The David - David Ortiz (Jump on his back, fellas!)
    16 . The Matthew - Matt Cain (wow, over Kemp, huh? Score one for the Bay!)
    17 . The Logan - Logan Morrison (What? And not Nook? What a shame, great name that)
    18 . The Elijah - Elijah Dukes (I feel dirty just typing his name)
    19 . The James - Jim Thome (This guy needs a nickname)
    20 . The Joseph - Joe DiMaggio (Did I really even have to tell you?)
    21 . The Gabriel - Gaby Sanchez (Short list for Gabriels in the bigs)
    22 . The Benjamin - Bengie Molina (Congrats on getting a 2nd ring, screw you for getting the 1st)
    23 . The Ryan - Nolan Ryan (who is NOT the only Nolan)
    24 . The Samuel - Ted Williams (That's Theodore Samuel Williams to you)
    25 . The Jackson - Reggie Jackson (Too bad Samuel L Jackson never played in the MLB)

  35. Jeff Says:

    The Top 25 GIRLS Names for 2010:
    1. Isabella - Anthony Isabella (Drafted in 2004 by ARI, then dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he never signed?)
    2. Sop(hia) - Hee-Seop Choi (Had to go all the way down to just 3 letters, and it was a misspelling that got me here)
    3. Emma - Alex Rodriguez (That just made my day right there)
    4. Olivia - Tony Oliva (Won't somebody please stop the misspellings?)
    5. Ava - Pedro Alvarez (Including the misspelling of avarez)
    6. Emil(y) - Luis Gonzalez (Gonzo, that is, middle name Emilio)
    7. Abigail - Abigail Sandoval (Panda's older sister? Never made it above High-A ball)
    8. Madison - Madison Bumbarner (Yay MadBum!)
    9. Chl(oe) - Bob Chlupsa (Sounds like the yin to chutzpah's yang)
    10. Mia - Bart Miadich (Couple weeks of coffee with the Angels in 01 and 03)
    11. Addison - Ad Gumbert (Led the PL with 18 HR, as a pitcher)
    12. Elizabeth - Elizabeth Stroud (Played in the Atlantic League with the Reading Coal Heavers in 1898. Either this is a man with an unfortunate name, or this girl was heaving coal and playing baseball)
    13. Ella - Roy Ellam (There's a story behind a guy who bats .190 as a September callup at age 23, sits in the minors for 9 years, bats .130 as a September callup at age 32, goes back to the minors for another 4 years, leaves baseball at 36, returns at 43 and plays 2 MORE years in the minors.)
    14. Natali(e) - Ernie Lombardi (as far as I can tell, his two nicknames are Nose and Mouth. Or maybe he played bocce ball?)
    15. Sama(ntha) - Jeff Samardzija (Love this guy, I wanna buy him a vowel)
    16. Alexis - Alex Rios (Okay, finally one that makes sense to me)
    17. Lily - Ted Lilly (Back to misspellings)
    18. Grace - Mark Grace (Obvious, party of 1)
    19. Hailey - Freddie Hailey (Never made it out of AA)
    20. Aly(ssa) - Brant Alyea (I have run out of statements)
    21. Lillian - Lillian Russell (Hm, Oakland Oaks 1915. I should check that one out.)
    22. Hannah - Jack Hannahan (Not to be confused with Joel Hanrahan)
    23. Avery - Steve Avery (Steve was-- wait, AVERY?)
    24. Leah - Gary Thomasson (Interesting...)
    25. Neva(eh) - Travis Nevakshonoff (Never got out of Rookie ball, taken 4 rounds before Craig Kimbrel, 5 rounds before Drew Storen)

  36. Andy Says:

    Tacoby Bellsbury explanation:

    http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/2007/10/tacoby_bellsbur.html

  37. Kahuna Tuna Says:

    #35, subparagraph 12 — This quote is from The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract, p. 64, "The 1890s in a Box," entry titled "I Don't Know What This Has to Do with Baseball, Either, But I Thought I'd Mention It, Too":

    "A woman by the name of Elizabeth Stround [sic], playing under the name of Lizzie Arlington, played briefly in the Atlantic League in 1898."

    Here is the B-R Bullpen Arlington/Stroud page.

  38. Jason Winter Says:

    "The Jason" gets me Jayson Werth, which seems odd since they're not even spelled the same.

  39. Andy Says:

    It's due to spelling variations provided at the bottom of the page.

  40. Doug Says:

    The Susan:
    Susano Perez
    Jacinto Susana
    Andrew Susany
    John Susany

    The Sue:
    William Suero

    The Mary: a grand old name...
    Maryland Dykes Potter

  41. Doug Says:

    Dykes Potter had a brother named Squire but if you put in "The Squire" you get Herb Pennock (a nickname)

  42. Kahuna Tuna Says:

    Okay, so we've established that Maryland Dykes Potter, who was known as Dykes Potter, comes up when you search "The Mary" and "The Maryland." Search for "The Dykes," though, and you get Jimmy Dykes. (No need to explain why, Andy; I understand.)

    Here's something I don't understand. Jimmy Dykes played from 1919 to 1939, and managed in the 1950s — all periods for which B-R has photos. Yet Dykes's B-R page doesn't have a photo. Neither does his SABR Bio page. Why?

  43. Michael E Sullivan Says:

    the key thing I think some people don't realize is that this function is *not* doing what you would expect it to do, which would be for "the x" to take you to the page that the most people who searched on 'x' eventually viewed. It simply looks at the entire list of pages that could match a search on 'x', and takes the most viewed. So of course hank aaron beats out Lou Gehrig on "the Lou". People searching for Lou are far more likely to be looking for Lou Gehrig, but Henry Louis Aaron has more total page views, so he gets the nod.

  44. Charles Says:

    @37

    She was alo known as Lizzie Stride. She became Elizabeth Warner when she married her husband George. She lived in the Philadelphia area and from what I can tell she played from 1892 or earlier until 1901 or later for female baseball teams. She was paid to play in various semi-pro male teams in Philadelphia from time to time to draw a bigger crowd. One source has her playing in 12 minor league games. Supposedly she signed a contract with the Phillie Reserves. She was an excellent athlete: roller polo, shotgun shooting (amateur world champion), tennis, horse racing.

    Jackie Mitchell signed a contract with AA Chattanooga in 1931 and struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in an exhibition game. A few days later, Baseball Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided Mitchell's contract, claiming that baseball was "too strenuous" for a woman. MLB formally banned the signing of women to contracts on June 21, 1952.
    In 1952, the Harrisburg Senators announced that they were going to sign 24-year-old shortstop Eleanor Engle. Before she could take the field, the league president stepped in and banned the signing of women. On the 21st Commissioner Ford Frick went one step further and formally banned the signing of women on all teams in organized baseball.

  45. DoubleDiamond Says:

    @44 - They must have known I was coming along six days later, although I was such a poor athlete that there was no chance I would have tried to play professional baseball!

    I just tried "the judy" because I know there was a (male) Negro League Hall of Famer named Judy Johnson (real name: William Julius Johnson). I thought for sure he'd come up, but a player named Josh Judy came up instead. I never heard of him before and figured he was an old-timer, but it's quite the opposite. He's a 2011 debut with the Indians.

  46. Johnny Twisto Says:

    Terrible. How can some novice I never heard of already have more hits than Judy Johnson? We need to visit Johnson's page more everyone! Even though there's nothing on it! (I really hope B-R will add NgL stats in the future. I think Sean's said before that he's wary of incomplete or inaccurate numbers, but he's already been adding estimated strikeouts and catcher caught stealing numbers from the early 1900s, so.....)

    BTW -- Negro League stats are slowly being compiled at Baseball Gauge. Well, they've been compiled before, and I don't know a lot of about how accurate or complete they have been, but it sounds like BG is breaking new ground (taking their own words for it). Hmm, I guess it's actually Seamheads, powered by BG, whoever they are and whatever that means....
    http://www.seamheads.com/NegroLgs/index.php

  47. DoubleDiamond Says:

    the neil - Paul O'Neill
    the diamond - Thomas Diamond

    There was never a Major Leaguer with the last name of Diamond until last year, and now there have been two (Thomas with the Cubs last year, and Scott with the Twins this year). In fact, there were no Major Leaguers with last names starting with Dia other than Diaz until Thomas Diamond debuted last year.

    No surprise that Neil Chrisley, one of the first players to become a New York Met but who never played for them, is not the name that comes up for "the neil". But if you try the first name of the other singer performing on the 1978 hit record "You Don't Bring Me Flowers"

    "the barbra", spelled just this way

    he comes up. I don't know what his parents were thinking when they named him Barbra O'Neil Chrisley.

    "the streisand" doesn't bring up anyone. I had to chop off letters until "the strei" brought up Oscar Streit, who played for the Boston National League in 1899 and the Cleveland AL team in 1902.

    But, "the oscar" is the player I expected it to be - Oscar Gamble.

  48. Johnny Twisto Says:

    "the oscar"

    Get a job, grouch!